A few days ago my sister sent me a blonde joke. It is the best joke I have ever heard. It goes like this..
One day a high class blonde girl was walking by the river side with her friend when she spotted a crocodile.She turned to her friend and screamed, "Look! Lacoste!" =))
The other day I had gone to Haiko for some weekend shopping when I picked up a new nail paint. Very nice soothing beige color. I came home, kept everything down, switched on the tv, got comfortable and painted my nails. I was doing this girly-girl-blow-on-the-fingernails and admiring my nails when I saw that nailpaint was called "pure vanilla."
I wondered, so they've started making scented nail paints now. Nice!
Surprised that I was, I brought the little bottle close to my nose and sniffed it.
No! It was the same old acetonish smell. It wasn't anything like vanilla!
I saw another nail paint bottle sitting pretty on my dressing table, it was called berry-licious. I never tried to taste it.
It was the shade which they named 'pure vanilla'. Ofcourse! What was I thinking :-/
I guess I had my blonde moment that day. But in my defence I have never seen vanilla :)
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