N things I hate about him

• My sister loves him more than she loves me.
• He is short tempered while driving.
• He claims to be a cook but he can make only one dish.
• He forgets our anniversary and other’s birthdays.
• He folds my pillows.
• He never forgets to say “Babies are so dumb” whenever he sees one.
• In the last 7 years that I have been friends with him, I have told him about all of my one million crushes, but he has only told me of one.
• He's smarter than me.
• He sings the wrong lyrics of hindi songs.
• He's photogenic, camera just loves him.
• He never turns up anywhere on time.
• He’s got a Mac.
• He works late hours.
• He converses in only two lines on weekends: "So, what's the plan?" and "So, what's the scene?".
• He refuses to part ways with his blue shorts.
• He likes Federer more than me.
• He keeps insisting that Kaka is gay, just to bug me.
• He digs his nose deeper when I tell him not to.
• He wants to blacken my eyes so that I look like a panda.
• He keeps losing his phones. Phones just slip away from his pockets/hands.
• He doesn't get haircuts on time.
• He’s got toenails that are always black.
• He cannot play cards.
• He woos my cousins over with ten-minute phone conversations, and then they tell me that they like him more than they like me.
• He gangs up with my sister and brother and takes my case.
• He says “This looks funny!”, when he does not like what I am wearing.
• He’s not taken me out on a date in the last, ummm…5 years.

But in spite of all this - he is the only guy who totally gets me. And that's why he gets me. :)