Order order!

Yesterday I was at Subway when two dudes walked-in, talking.

This guy tells the server- One football please.
Server - huh??
Guy- I am sorry. I want foot-long meat-ball. :))

It's not always waiters and waitresses who mess up our orders. Sometimes, we do it ourselves. The reason can be anything, but it makes the server go "huh?"

Overheard in my college canteen few years ago: Can I have chocolate-flavoured vanilla ice-cream?
Mirchi bhajji, teekha kam.
So what flavoured vanilla rolls do I get? Strawberry?

At Subway-
My friend used to make fun of chicken teriyaki all the times. This one time he slipped it out to the server.
Can I have a chicken terimaki? :))))
Server- huh??!!??!

I did this myself at McDonalds-
Chicken McGrill without the chicken, please! (I wanted to say without mayonnaise)
Server- huh??


At Subway-
Lady: I want 6 inches paneer tikka sandwich. No bread please.
Server- huh??
Lady- Sorry, no onions.

:))